Kitchen Adventurer Prints

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

'Caution: raw eggs!'

Time for pancakes!

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'What do you want with your charcoal-flavoured fried chicken?'

'Something tells me the development of this new electric cooker isn't ready yet.'

'So who else knows that my novel is featured on Amazon as a combo purchase with a stirfry cookbook?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

'Not good news, I'm afraid!'

Cooking with mum.

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

'Table 4 sends its compliments. Table 7 want to know if you're trying to kill them with all those additives and saturated fats.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'Mmmm.....something smells good!' (Wife inside putting out fire).

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

Hard avocados should not be kept in the fridge.

Eating raw cake mix.

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

Kitchen Consultations

Food Uncertainty

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

Had to run the kids to soccer. There's a can of microwave slop on the counter.

"That's what dad always wears when he cooks for us!"

'To cook is to dare!'