Kibble King Gifts

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'He likes you!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Counting ribs

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Fido and Fifi

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Will work for manure.