Kibble Collector Gifts

Fido and Fifi

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Pet Foods

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Teapot

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Bananas eye the blender

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

Tea and Coffee

'I should never have run off with him.'

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

'He likes you!'