Kibble Collector Pillows

Fido and Fifi

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Pet Foods

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Teapot

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Bananas eye the blender

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Press has special toaster with different settings: Elvis Image/God's Name/Mother Teresa.

Tea and Coffee

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'I should never have run off with him.'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."