Kibble Cook Pillows

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Party time.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Access Denied!

Spatula Conductor

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Well, duh, here's my problem...instead of non-stick spray, I bought Nun Stick Spray.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'