Kit King Gifts

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Counting ribs

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

The Unhappy King

The Goalkeeper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Like father like son.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

The Royal Wii

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'