Kit King Pillows

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Counting ribs

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

The Goalkeeper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

The Unhappy King

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

The Royal Wii

Like father like son.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'