Knitting King Gifts

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Counting ribs

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Granny Wear

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Cross-country knitting.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

The Knitwit...

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

Mother's day

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Johannes Brahms.

Web Stockings

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'