Knitting King T-Shirts

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Counting ribs

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Granny Wear

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Cross-country knitting.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Mother's day

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"We're now officially not welcome here."

Web Stockings

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'