Kicking King T-Shirts

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

The Knockout.

Cat boxer

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Golfer hitting a die.

Johannes Brahms.

The Motives of Footballers

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Olde Time Dance Society

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

Lobster playing keyboard