Kicking Sports T-Shirts

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

Workout Calendar

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

James Ward-Prowse

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'