Kicking Sports Gifts

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

Martial Arts

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Workout Calendar

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

James Ward-Prowse

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

Fighting Covid