Kicking Gifts

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Champions league'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Punishment for the kicker.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"No, still there."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Children's games and technology

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Workout Calendar

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Cat boxer

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

The Motives of Footballers

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Thai boxing for beginners.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'