Kicking T-Shirts

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Champions league'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"No, still there."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Children's games and technology

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Workout Calendar

Cat boxer

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

The Motives of Footballers

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'