Kicking King Prints

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

The Knockout.

Cat boxer

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Golfer hitting a die.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The Motives of Footballers

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Johannes Brahms.

Sergei Rachmaninov

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Olde Time Dance Society

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."