Knitting King/queen Gifts

"Enough!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sweet surprise.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."