Knitting King/queen Mugs

"Enough!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Take me to your Larder!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Sweet surprise.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"