Knitting Knight Mugs

Mother's day

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Missing You.

underwater knight

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

octopus knitting a jumper...