Cycling Knight Mugs

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"Kids, huh?"

'You killed it, you clean it.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'