Cycling Knight Prints

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'You killed it, you clean it.'

"Ground score!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"