Literary Knight Prints

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Joust Sharpener

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Super Student

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

I love being right.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Beware of the Dragon

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

'You killed it, you clean it.'