Satirical Knight Prints

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Tarzan mobile phone

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knights of the iPhone

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Poetry Knight

Dangerous Mural

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Compete with This

The 12 Days of Covidmas

The King's New Robes.

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

Colonel Bagshot.

GREENLAND

Bank. All our deposits are federally insured, sir -- to make a withdrawal, you'll need a note from the supreme court.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Ian Hislop

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

'Now don't take this wrong, but it seems the whistling in your ears is just the wind blowing through your head.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'