Satirical Hunter Prints

Colonel Bagshot.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Stick them up...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."