Humorous Hunter Prints

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Spot Quiz....

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Milkjet Skiing

'Camel'