Satirical Hunter Gifts

Colonel Bagshot.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Stick them up...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'