Satirical Knight Pillows

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knights of the iPhone

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

The King's New Robes.

Dangerous Mural

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

Colonel Bagshot.

GREENLAND

'Now don't take this wrong, but it seems the whistling in your ears is just the wind blowing through your head.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"