Comedy Knight Prints

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"Fish and chips are off!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Up your end.

'How animals mark their territory'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Toastquest!

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Did you order takeout?"

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Knights of the iPhone

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Life Imitates Arf....

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."