Comedy Knight T-Shirts

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"Fish and chips are off!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Yours is adjustable?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Up your end.

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

John Woodvine

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'How animals mark their territory'

Toastquest!

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

Knights of the iPhone

Life Imitates Arf....

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."