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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Toastquest!

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

Counting ribs

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Knights of the bedside table.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Husband bakes a pie

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

"More helium."

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).