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Grace.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Spell checker!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

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"I'd like to toast our guests."

Monk Prompt

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Well la de da. . .

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Buddhist photo albums,

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'