Kitchen Monk Pillows

Grace.

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Spell checker!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Monk Prompt

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Well la de da. . .

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'