Culinary Monk Pillows

"Namasteak"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Quartet of chefs.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Is it organic?'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Spatula Conductor

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Computer literate Monk

Woman planning dinner party.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.