Kitchen Captain T-Shirts

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Kitchen Kapers

Is that pancake ready yet?

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Chef copy robot

'Cooking'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Ghostbasters 3

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Will work for Food Network.

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

The secret lives of household things.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Funky Chef 2

A butcher and his apprentice.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Murderous Chef

Egg Surprise