Scribe Knight Prints

'Him? -- oh, he's a crusading editor.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I've got writer's block."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Spell checker!'

Super Student

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I love being right.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'