Literary Knight Gifts

Poetry Knight

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Joust Sharpener

Super Student

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

I love being right.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Kids, huh?"