Narrative Knight Gifts

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Joust Sharpener

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

underwater knight

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Beware of the Dragon

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

My horse for a kingdom.