Narrative Knight Mugs

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Joust Sharpener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

underwater knight

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."