Sporty Knight Gifts

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Knight Vision

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

Nitrogen Emissions

Mother's day