Activity Knights Gifts

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Super Student

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

I love being right.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Don Quichotte

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Inside voice!

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Computer whisperer.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Knight

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'