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"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Super Student

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

I love being right.

Don Quichotte

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Don Quilowatte

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Computer whisperer.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

Knight Vision