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'I thought she'd never leave.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Super Student

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

I love being right.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Toastquest!

Computer whisperer.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Knight

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."