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'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Knights of the bedside table.

Super Student

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

I love being right.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Triple whammy."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Computer whisperer.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Knight Vision

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

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