Green Knight T-Shirts

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

100% carbon neutral

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Super Student

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I love being right.

I want to talk about the environment...

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Toastquest!

Ancient Forest Family Tree

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."