Green Knight Gifts

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

100% carbon neutral

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Super Student

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

I love being right.

The Authentic Christmas.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The oil trap.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Toastquest!

Forest rangers prevent forest fires