Green King Gifts

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'May the forest be with you.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"What about my footprint?"