King Of The Green Gifts

King goes golfing.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Climate change

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Methane Emissions

The last bird in the last wood...

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Global warming.

Protecting the green

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

King of the Swingers.

#FridaysForFuture

The Prius 80.

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

Slippery hand golfer

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"