King Of The Green Mugs

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The last bird in the last wood...

Climate change

Methane Emissions

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Global warming.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Protecting the green

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

King of the Swingers.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

#FridaysForFuture

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

Slippery hand golfer

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'