Green-thumbed Extraordinaire Mugs

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Garden seeds - giant varieties

You will always find a spot to garden

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

In the houseplant cemetery.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Protecting the green

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'That plant food really works!'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Gardener laying turf.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

"You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

Teddy is growing tomatoes from one of those stupid upside-down buckets. My Teddy? You're usually not interested in horticulture. What's up? These things are cool! No staking or weeding. Yes, but what do they yield? A full summer of annoying my sister. Odd. Their literature doesn't promo that.

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."