Green-thumbed Fashionista Mugs

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Paving over the window-box

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Urban Gardens

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."