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"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Garden seeds - giant varieties

You will always find a spot to garden

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

In the houseplant cemetery.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Protecting the green

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'That plant food really works!'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Gardener laying turf.

"You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you"

'Did you know the famous Fleur-De-Lis is a stylized Iris?'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."